Raymond Mearns had a strange hobby
Frightening bears
In California
Hear him say

Oh, Raymond Mearns
Scarer of bears,
Does Paddington know,
Paddington know,
Paddington know
Paddington know?

Raymond Mearns, Raymond Mearns,
Raymond Mearns, Raymond Mearns

with apologies to Pink Floyd

based on this news story

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See Emily Maitlis

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