Living on the east coast, babe
In an Angus paradise
Where they call a spade a spade
And it’s a peh not a pie

The home of Macgonagall
And the silvery Tay
Dens Park and Tannadice
Way hey hey hey hey

We’re in Dundee-o
It’s the Rio of Scotland
Home of the Beano
Journalism, Jute and Jam

Minnie the Minx is here
And so is Desperate Dan
The V&A and Brian Cox
From Succession

see also:

William Topaz McGonagall

The Book Of Jenny Says