Schrödinger
Referendum is on and off the table as well
Oh bloody hell
It’s a humdinger
Neverending thought experiment
Such an entanglement

Remind me to never let him
Babysit my cat again
Is it a quantum superposition
To ask for an indy transition?

Mister Schrödinger
Can I get a reset till Brexit is cold
Or will I be too old?

Oh Nicola Oh
It’s a paradox, no?
Should I stay or should I go?
Is it dead or is it no?

from the album Caledonia Uber Alles by Half Bam Half Whisky