He says “It’s not you – it’s me
I need a little time, a little space
a plane to fly myself away
you know?”
Oh yes, I know a liar when I hear one
He smiles but his heart’s already out there
Flying through the air

He says
“I love my country above all else
I really do”, He’s lying
“There isn’t anything else
and that’s true”, He’s lying
“Let’s forget Robert Jenrick
and fly away”
Oh, what a bellend

Ain’t no boat, it’s a plane you see
With a new paint job – 900G
I just got bored with all this plague
Now I’m going back to being vague