Nicola Sturgeon stole my skiing holiday
From underneath my nose and silver spoon
Now Humza wants to keep
My extra earnings, what a creep
He thinks I should just give up
To feed the bloody meek

Let me tell you now
Nicola Sturgeon stole my skiing holiday
If Humza wants to tax me even more
Everybody in Scotland
Will emigrate to Engurland
Sinking boats and pissing on the poor

inspired by an article in Bella Caledonia

from the album Reckless Carols

see also:

https://www.dailyreckless.com/2023/04/05/theres-a-squirrel-in-my-house/

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