See that bonny boat like a bird on the wing
Floating near Banff in the sky
Bending the light, it’s a form of mirage
Known as Fata Morgana

Isn’t science wonderful?
Things are not what they seem
The whole world’s squint
Most folk are skint
Everyone’s in a dream

But there is a boat like a bird on the wing
Floating near Banff in the sky
That’ll do me, I’ll accept anything
Fly bonny boat, fucking fly