“I’ll bet you a thousand pounds to a refugee charity you don’t get anybody on those planes before the election.
Will you take that bet?”

“Well I want to get the people on the planes.
Of course I want to get the people on the planes.”

“A thousand pounds.”

“Right. I want to get the people on the planes.”

You better you better you bet, ooh
A thousand pounds
Pig, Piers Morgan
You better you better you bet, ooh
A thousand pounds
Right. I want to get the people on the planes.
You better you better you bet, ooh
Pig, Piers Morgan
You better you better you bet, ooh
A thousand pounds
I want to get the people on the planes.

I want those feeble-minded axes overthrown
I’m not into your passport picture
I just like your nose
You welcome me with open arms and open legs
I know only fools have needs
But this one never begs

When I say, “I need you,” you scream you better
You better you better you bet
When I say, “I love you,” you say, you better
You better you better you bet
When I say, “I need you,” you scream you better
You better you better you bet
“You shook hands on a one thousand pound bet with pig Piers Morgan over the Rwanda scheme.”
You better bet your life
“When people are struggling to pay their food and fuel bills.”
Or love will cut you
“A lot of our listeners are saying they found that pretty offensive.”
just like a knife
“Well to be totally honest I’m not a betting person
and I was taken totally by surprise
in the middle of that interview and
the point I was trying to get across…”
Was it a mistake to shake his hand though?”
“Well,no…”

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