Acts these days cost a fortune to see,
But some folk manage easily
Others grab freebies wherever they can
And some complain to The Guardian
For first world problems nothing beats
“We couldn’t see a thing in our VIP Taylor Swift Seats”

from the album Awful Knawful by Half Bam Half Whisky

see also:

The Great Skittish Shake Off

I Was A Teenage HP Lovecraft Fan