I was watching a documentary
Made by Marty Feldman
About comedy
It was very posh and funny

At one point he was playing football
For a showbiz eleven
When he scored a goal
His teammates went crazy, but one guy was

Pulling down the shorts of Marty Feldman
I am pretty sure it was Ray Davies
Pulling down the shorts of Marty Feldman
Ray’s brother Dave carried Marty in his arms
Kenny Lynch was there as well, yeah

Pulling down the shorts of Marty (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Pulling down the shorts of Marty Feldman
Pulling down the shorts of Marty
Pulling down the shorts of Marty

with apologies to  Johnny Johnson and the Bandwagon

see also:

Messi Tugging At The Inside Of His Thigh

Comedy