Above- the front page of the Daily Reckless on September 19 2014

 

I’m totally scunnered
Totally scunnered
I’m totally scunnered
Totally scunnered

Can’t you see?
Irn Bru ice cream
I drank a jar of coffee
And I took some of these

And I’m totally scunnered
Totally scunnered
I’m totally scunnered
Totally scunnered

Life leaves you surprised
Slaps you in the eyes
If I were a unionist
A rich man would bale me

The opposite applies
The morning light
Another fresh fight
Another row, right, right, right, right

And I’m totally scunnered
Just totally scunnered
I’m totally biased
Totally wired

You don’t have to be a hunnerd to be scunnered
You don’t have to be an American brand
You don’t have to be strange to be strange
You don’t have to be weird to be weird

But I’m totally scunnered
Totally scunnered
Just totally scunnered
I’m totally scunnered

My heart and I agree
My heart and I agree
I’m irate, peeved, irate, peeved, irate, bad state
Bad state

‘Cos I’m totally scunnered
Totally scunnered
Just totally scunnered
Totally scunnered

And I’m always worried
And I’m always worried
And I’m always worried
And I’m always worried

see also:

Totally Tired

Totally Weird