Quell those celebrations
Put your emotions on hold
V.A.R. abominations
Make my blood run cold

I’m suffering from vartigo:
The fear of celebrating a favourable outcome prematurely
It’s like waiting for exam results
Anxious and frustrating
It’s ruining my spontaneity

Tip of an index finger offside?
Quell those celebrations
Tripped over their own laces and cried
Quell those celebrations
VAR is just a passion vulture
Quell those celebrations
The antithesis of football culture
Bin it, bin it…

with thanks to @Smicht for the title and ‘tip of an index finger offside’ and @JimPark for ‘vartigo’

see also:

Falling Out Of Love With Football Again

Casper