Alexander Selkirk - he came from Largo
He was better known as Robinson Crusoe
He lived on an island surrounded by the sea
He didn't have a mobile
It was the 18th century!
He had a man Friday
and Saturday and Sunday too
But no one talks about that
It's kind of taboo
Alexander - the philanderer
Had a fling with a giant panda
And a goose
And a gander
Looked a bit like Colonel Sanders
Finger licking good - yeah
It was just a novel
by Daniel Defoe
I had it on audiotape
by Yoko Ono
Now it is a musical
Ben Elton has the rights
It's very tasteful
It's called 'I Will Survive'
Alexander - the philanderer
Had a fling with a giant panda
And a goose
And a gander
Looked a bit like Colonel Sanders
Finger licking good - yeah
