Hauf Jaiket

The seventh Plagiarist CD and the best so far. A real reform to turn. Features special guests Brian Blessed, Bjork, Tavares, Martin Stephenson and The Daintees, John Lydon, Malcolm Mclaren, Lorne Green, Joe Strummer, Siouxsie & The Banshees, The Fall and many many more.

1. Stand and Deliver
2. Bjork and Blessed
3. I Am Nick Clegg
4. Govan Must Be Missing a Jakie
5. Edward Woodward
6. Heather The Weather
7. Please Hold
8. Straight Outta Libyaton
9. Buffalo Lies
10. Mnemonic Bonanza
11. Know Your Ps and Qs
12. Staircase (MES)tery
13. White Mistress
14. Lonely Yoda
15. New Politiks (Public Schoolboys Limited)

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

A.S.

1. Arnie Schwarzenegger
2. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
3. Alexei Sayle
4. Ann Summers
5. Adam Smith
6. Arthur Scargill
7. Andrew Sachs
8. Alison Steadman
9. Albert Schweitzer
10. Andy Stewart
11. Alastair Stewart
12. Anwar Sadat
13. Andrews Sisters
14. Alastair Sim
15. Alexander Selkirk
16. Alan Sugar
17. Alex Salmond

Monday, January 25, 2010

Scotland Calling

Especially for Burns Night. A Caledonian re-interpretation of the Classic Clash album.

1. Scotland Calling
2. Brand New Heart Attack
3. (C.U.) Jimmy Hats
4. Plateful
5. Airdrie Can't Fail
6. Haggis Bombs
7. The Fyfe Profile
8. Lost In Paddy's Market
9. Working For The Cooncil
10. The Huns Of Ibrox
11. Wrong 'Em Boyle
12. Death Or Gorgie
13. Kikka Keilidh
14. The Cardonald Cheat
15. Fifers Rock
16. Four Grousemen
17. I'm Not Drunk
18. Edinburgh Rock
19. Troon In Vain

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Delusions Of Banter

Another bizarre collection of mixed up mash ups and comedic covers from The Plagiarist.

1. The Man Whose Job Exploded
2. Coronation Steen
3. Delusion
4. Vulvina
5. Chappaquidick Bridge
6. Me And My Man Boobs
7. Bang Bang
8. Mark E Smith Guide To Writing Guide
9. Bored Again Christians
10. Totally Fired
11. The Sun and Gordon Brown Are No More
12. I Scream For Quo
13. Imagine There's No Lennon
14. Guitarzan

Tuesday, October 19, 2009

The Sensational Alex Salmond Band

1. The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band.
2. Scotching The Stereotypes
3. First We Take Lumphinnans
4. Molly Weir
5. Text
6. Fife Dealer
7. Anthea Turner's Cock
8. Holyrood Babylon
9. Let's Get Fiscal
10. No Whisky In The Bar
11. Nicola
12. The Boy Fae Auchtermuchty
13. MSPs Picnic

Friday, July 17, 2009

Now Then, Now Then, Now Then

The final instalment of songs from the SW1 radio show, '2 Hours of Fun' by Topical Tommy Mackay. Juicy pop classics and original twists on the tales of the time from Swine Flu, through the credit crunch to death!

1. And Then...
2. Swine Flu
3. Joanna Lumley
4. Only Pools And Horse Manure
5. Royal Bank Of Scotland
6. Bathgate Queen
7. Chief Whip
8. cc
9. Gordon Brown (Superhero mix)
10. Clare Balding-A-Ling
11. Solid Gold Easy Redaction
12. Goodbye Hazel Blears
13. Pet Shop Man
14. Korea Opportunities
15. Gonna Make You A Czar
16. I Am The Fly
17. Everybody's Dying Nowadays
18. The End Is Nigh
19. Goodbye 2 Hours Of Fun

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Phineas Freak And The Smooth Perturbations

Double album of eclectic tunery featuring a host of special guests including Bob Dylan, Leo Sayer and John Cage. Contains traces of stylophone.

1. Ova Chewer
2. Phineas Freak And The Smooth Perturbations
3. Bendy Bus
4. Shake Hands With Danger
5. He Taught Me Handel On The Stylophone
6. Dance The Wawazawa
7. Thou Shalt Not Dance
8. A Bolshevik In Buckingham Palace
9. Flight Of The ScotRail Commuter
10. Egyptian Cream
11. Leo
12. Friendly Nazi Neighbourhood Spy
13. Hillary Clinton
14. Ginster Wrap
15. Cooncil Telly
16. Crazy Boris
17. Everybody's Heard About The Words
18. Lexicography
19. I Am Not A Number
20. Das Bling
21. Gok Wan Lookalikes
22. Don't You Think?
23. No More Woolies
24. I Want Moore
25. Float On, Pirates
26. My Beautiful Ninja
27. Bohemian Anchovy
28. CornFed Weenies
29. I'm Freak

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Now That's What I Call Topical

Another collection of topical songs by Tommy Mackay as featured on the SW1 radio show '2 Hours of Fun.'

1. It's Mustard, Richard. Mustard!
2. Dedicated Follower of Fascism
3. Boabie - The Slowest Milkman In The West
4. I'm Serious
5. King Of The Swingers (BB Edition)
6. Only Shoes
7. 2 U2 Me
8. M.A.D.O.N.N.A.
9. Oath, I Did It Again
10. Satellite Blow Up
11. Southerness Is Painless
12. Mary Had A Little Chav
13. Scary Wee Boy
14. Noel Yell
15. The 80s

Thursday, December 4, 2008

SW1

A collection of typically topical songs by Tommy Mackay as featured on the SW1 radio show '2 Hours of Fun.'

1. Mandy vs Crash Gordon
2. Dear Ringo
3. Gordon Brown Superhero (Let's Get Fiscal mix)
4. A Frightfully Posh Halloween
5. Alistair Darling
6. Vatican Broadside (Treasury version)
7. He's From Barcelona
8. B.A.R.A.C.K.O.B.A.M.A.
9. Kerry Katona
10. Forever In Hi-Vis
11. Charlie Is A Dalek
12. Letter To Michael Jackson
13. Thousands Of Racists Are Leaving Town
14. Carry On Sergeant
15. Terrorist Medley

Thursday, November 6, 2008

The 80s intros

I suffered the 80s. Now it's your turn. Here's every single intro in chronological order from the UK Number Ones of the 1980s condensed into seven and a half minutes.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Mind Programming

The Plagiarist returns with another mind blowing mix of music, speech and song. Includes such diverse talents as Bill Grundy, Dennis Hopper, Tom Weir, Hardeep Singh Kohli, Sex Pistols , Tremeloes, Love Unlimited Orchestra and much much more.

1. Number One
2. 5000 Yobbos
3. Anything Ending With 'Y'
4. Bye Bye Wendy
5. The History of Love
6. March of the Alcoholic Siamese Twins
7. Lydia
8. Perfect! Skint!
9. Gary
10. To Be Frank
11. Whisky Galore In The Jar
12. What The Fuck?
13. Kohli Kicks Off
14. The Good Fife
15. Sartre's Bike
16. I Wish I Could Write a Serious Song

Monday,July 28, 2008

Tartan Special - The CD

A selection of music from the smash hit Edinburgh Fringe Festival show, Tartan Special. Featuring a plethora of Caledonian comedic observations and pithy wit. Oh, and some funny songs.

1. A Finger Of Shortie
2. John Prescott
3. Talking Fud
4. Hughie Green's My Dad
5. I Say I Say I Say
6. Arthur Montford's Autograph
7. Get Ti Falkirk
8. I Can't Afford To Die Anymore
9. Porn Free
10. Britney's Got Tarrant
11. Mince and Tatties Qualitate
12. Pond Life
13. I'm Dead

Thursday, May 1, 2008

The New Sound

Another random selection of music, speeches and remixes from The Plagiarist. Includes evidence of subliminal satanism, the global lizard conspiracy and Scotland's entry for the Eurovision Song Contest. The most fun you can have with your cloth ears on.

1. The New Sound
2. Jocko Euro
3. Satan In The Body
4. In Recognition (Sean Connery Mix)
5. Hammer Time
6. Wendy Alexander Brothers
7. David Icke & Tina Turner
8. When September Ends Aloud
9. No Cold Blooded Child
10. Monarchy Mash
11. MESWatch
12. Aw Fuck, The Police!
13. The Last Hi-Fidelity Dictator
14. Kiss Off (I Bid You Farewell)

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

We Mean Something

There is much strange stuff occuring on our little planet. And Tommy Mackay is determined to record it all for posteriority. From people pretending to die in canoes, newsreaders with uncontrollable flatulence and bike shaggers, to New Year bathers, E-bay obsessives and dog excrement cooks. All human life is here and it all means something. Doesn't it?

1. Do The Loony Dook
2. The Curry Song
3. Kayak
4. I Ride Bicycles
5. Jeremy Paxman
6. Bill Clinton's Havana
7. Filling Out Forms
8. Donald Trump
9. The Guy Who Does The Guttering
10. Little Monkey
11. Hey Jude Law
12. 200 Words
13. King Of The Swingers (Perjury Mix)
14. Glenrothes

Thursday, January 10, 2008

There's an old tradition in South Queensferry dating back to the 1980s called the Loony Dook, in which hundreds of people jump into the Firth Of Forth on New Year's Day. This year, I took part in this clearly ridiculous pastime and after drying off, decided it needed a song named after it. It's a Cheap Trick, but someone has to do it. 'Do The Necessary' also mentions South Queensferry, which is why it's tacked on.

1. Do The Loony Dook
2. Do The Necessary

posted by Fat Boab @ 14.10 PM Thursday, January 10, 2008

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Some say ex New York mayor and presidential candidate, Rudy Giuliani mentions September 11 a little too often in his speechifying. He does go on a bit. Hear for yourself in these choice mixes of the man, featuring Suzi Quatro, Ray Parker Jnr, M, Nat King Cole, The Clash, The Specials, Status Quo, Kenny Rogers, Girls Aloud, Lee Roserve, Robotboy, Green Day, Walter Huston and Christopher Titus.

Get it here: Run Rudy Run

posted by Fat Boab @ 13.45 PM Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Friday, November 2, 2007

Reckless Rants

If Scottish topical tosh and sardonic pastiche are your particular bags, then look no further than this fine comedic collection of songs by the master of DIY, Lo-Fi, Bring and Buy - Tommy Mackay. Oh my. I'll stop now.

Track listing:

1. Club Together
2. Let's Eat
3. The Magnificent Folk Song
4. The Gorgon's Back In Town
5. Greenhouse Girl
6. You Don't Get Irony
7. We Don't Need To Share The Lavvy
8. Magic Bus
9. Have You Got A Minuet?
10. Northern Rock
11. School's In
12. Wendy Alexander
13. Worms In The Water

Get it here: Reckless Rants

posted by Fat Boab @ 13.45 PM Friday, November 2, 2007

Friday, October 12, 2007

Second part of Hugh MacDiarmid's classic of Scottish Literature, read by the man himself against a background of varied pieces of music including LCD Soundsystem, Roxy Music, Massive Attack and many many more.

Email the editor of the Daily Reckless if you want a copy

posted by Fat Boab @ 11.05 AM Friday, October 12, 2007

Friday, October 5, 2007

A unique blending of one of Scotland's greatest ever poets and modern music. Hugh MacDiarmid reads from his seminal work accompanied by some of the greats from the world of music, including Lou Reed, Tchaikovsky, P.I.L., Fire Engines and many many more.

Email the editor of the Daily Reckless if you want a copy

posted by Fat Boab @ 11.25 AM Friday, October 5, 2007

Friday, September 14, 2007

Here he comes again. Another outing for Scotland's premier song mash and mangler, The Plagiarist. A unique blend of skewed tunes and sampled snatches with special guest appearances from the whole spectrum of the entertainment industry, including crabs, seagulls, Jenny Agutter and even Michael Jackson. A kick in the eye for pop purists and muso snobs everywhere.

Track listing:

1. Crab Meat Nut Sandwich
2. Jenny Says
3. Abba Got Back
4. Alex Salmond
5. And Then?
6. Noah Fucking Clue
7. No More Smeaton
8. Where Seagulls Dare
9. Love Thy Violence
10. I'm The Manse
11. The Night, Thriller and Death
12. Lady McCartney
13. Goofing
14. Archbishop Desmond Tutu

Get it here: Runny Eggritte

posted by Fat Boab @ 08.40 AM Friday, September 14, 2007

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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

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New Politiks

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

A.S.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Scotland Calling

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Delusions Of Banter

Tuesday, October 19, 2009

The Sensational Alex Salmond Band

Friday, July 17, 2009

Now Then, Now Then, Now Then

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Phineas Freak And The Smooth Perturbations

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Now That's What I Call Topical

Thursday, December 4, 2008

SW1

Thursday, November 6, 2008

The 80s intros

Monday, September 29, 2008

Mind Programming

Monday,July 28, 2008

Tartan Special - The CD

Thursday, May 1, 2008

The New Sound

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

We Mean Something

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Do The Loony Dook

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

The September Mixes - Run Rudy Run

Friday, November 2, 2007

Reckless Rants

Friday, October 12, 2007

A Drunk Man Looks at the Thistle Part 2

Friday, October 5, 2007

A Drunk Man Looks at the Thistle

Friday, September 14, 2007

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