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In The Name Of Jesus!

The panel for Question Time 12th July 2018. The horror. The horror. As a great audience member once said, ‘In the name of Jesus!’ From the album Questionable Times by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen…


Fawlty Tenements

And now for something completely diffident… You can stuff yer roads and telly and SNPs We got Theresa May and John Cleese We’re proud of our nationalism but not yours We love Lizzie, Charlie and…


Man Spider

R.I.P. Steve Ditko ManSpider, ManSpider, does whatever a man can, Spreads his legs, when he sits Explains why you’re wrong and looks at your tits Look out, here comes the Man Spider Is he wrong…


Zippy and George

Zippy’s always running around Trying to find controversy He needs all the world to confirm He isn’t a loony George watches the balls Waves a flag and shouts too loud Zippy thinks the world would…


Twat

  Danny Dyer meets Queen and John Cooper Clarke in this musical twatfest.Who knows abaht Brexit? No-one’s got a fucking clue. What’s happened to that twat David Cameron? How comes he can scuttle off? He’s…


Ally and Johnny

  Ally McCoist continues to astound with his World Cup commentary as he reveals that he met up with Johnny Rotten on a plane once, as fellow commentator Jon Champion witters on about Johnny Rotten’s…


Totally Fired

  Little racist Lord Sugar goes all ‘Carry On’ in this mix of The Fall’s ‘Totally Wired’ and The Apprentice.


Ally McCoist, Philosophy Master

  The World Cup is in full swing and over on ITV the coverage features Ally McCoist co-commentating and giving us his views on philosophy and Russian literature. Sensationally stirring stuff…. Ally McCoist, Philosophy Master Ally…


Does the panel think?

As David Dimbleby announces he’s leaving Question Time, here’s the opening track to Half Bam Half Whisky’s Questionable Times album detailing the make up of a typical panel and audience on every political anorak’s favourite…