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Your Future Ivor Cutler

  A heady mix of a live version of The Fall’s Your Future Our Clutter with the lugubrious musings of Ivor Cutler. Includes guest appearance by Stewart Lee… The crowdfunder for 40 Odd Years Of…

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How I Wrote Elastic Bees

Today’s Fall related tune is from The Foul – a cover of How I Wrote Elastic Man mixed with backing from The Bees because, why not? See below for link to the 40 Odd Years…


Hit The Nazi

As part of the celebration of the upcoming publication of 40 Odd Years Of The Fall, here’s an anti-fascist version of Hit The North:   I’m punching Nazis for Jesus, It’s what he would have…


40 Odd Years Of The Fall – the book

A new book that explores the vast back catalogue of Manchester post-punk group The Fall is being crowdfunded and published by two fans. ‘40 Odd Years Of The Fall’ is a song-by-song account of the…


King Of The Swingers

As Tommy Sheridan’s Hope Over Fear rally prepares to screen Braveheart at George Square in Glasgow, a reminder of the original tango’d one’s exploits: Well I’m the King of the Swingers, I’m a celebrity I…


Bono’s Cock

Bono assures his fans that his voice will return, but we wonder if his cock is still shrieking as loud as it did years ago when his neighbours complained of the racket it made in…


Scottish Political Anoraks

  Here are the clinical Unpolished facts For Scottish political anoraks Outside your bubble Nobody cares That you’re taking the trouble To split bawhairs Oh relax, don’t do it, when you want to retweet it…


The Night, Thriller And Death

Today would have been Michael Jackson’s 60th birthday, so here’s a stramash-up of when Michael met The Fall. Vincent Price relates the grisly outcome…


The McBots

  We are Scottish Nationalists Manipulating through our wrists We are the McBots We are the McBots We are the McBots (dissolve the union) We are the McBots (deploy the unicorn) Theresa is automatic Now…