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Heaven Cannae Wait

  I’m late, I’m late, I’m very tardy I’m chappin’ at heaven’s gate for the party I’ve been beaten up by Laurel and Hardy In heaven it’s a constant Mardi Gras Everybody drinks Bacardi I’ve…

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Alan Titchmarsh’s Jumper

  I went down to the museum, To try and expand my cultural horizons, They had an exhibition on Gardeners’ World With lots of sound advice about what fertilizer Is best for growing your herbaceous…


Get Up My Old Man

  Joni Mitchell’s Old Man is urged to Get Up. From The Turquoise Album see also: The Wrong California The Turquoise Album


The Wrong California

  From The Turquoise Album where Joni Mitchell’s Blue meets REM’s Green. This is ‘The Wrong Child’ mixed with ‘California.’   see also: When The Balloon Goes Up


I Could Be In Your Heart

  Altered Camera presents a stramash-up of ‘Somewhere In My Heart’ by Aztec Camera and ‘I Could Be Happy’ by Altered Images.   see also: Noader Daim


The Turquoise Album

20 years since Danger Mouse released The Grey Album – a mash-up of The Beatles White album and Jay Z’s Black album. At the time he said, “Someone asked me if I would ever use…


Johnny Nobody

  Johnny Nobody Johnny Nobody Ja Ja Ja.. Here comes Johnny Nobody Here he comes Johnny Nobody He came from nowhere and killed a man he’d never seen Johnny Nobody He dared God to strike…


Henry And The Psychopathic Horse

  Hey kids, if you’re into David Niven There’s a film of his you might not have seen And you’d be forgiven Cos it’s not well known and it’s not very long So I’m gonna…


Ooh! Rev Ain’t Right!

  From the album ‘Entrances Uncovered‘ – William Blake meets Wu Tang Clan and The Fall. see also: Velvet Underground Medecin Bring Da Blitz


When The Balloon Goes Up

  As Michael Gove draws up a list of extremists, we are reminded of Jimmy plotting a coup in ‘The Rise And Fall Of Reginald Perrin.’  Accompanied by R.E.M. see also: C’Mon My Bus World…