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The McBots

  We are Scottish Nationalists Manipulating through our wrists We are the McBots We are the McBots We are the McBots (dissolve the union) We are the McBots (deploy the unicorn) Theresa is automatic Now…


News Flash

  Scientists say it isn’t a fake There could be life because of a lake On Mars In showbusiness facts, someone with an axe Has smashed up Donald Trump’s Hollywood Star More as we get…



Yuck

Diet Of No Fibre

(lyrics by @Tucker5Law) Backin’ up, constipated Tweetin’ rage with his scants down Went the distance, now he’s back on his feet Just a man and his compacted bowel When he was young, it happened so…


Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard

With apologies to Robert Wyatt for nicking his album title, Half Bam Half Whisky release a concept album based around the exploits of Scottish Conservative leader, Ruth Davidson and Scottish Labour leader, Richard Leonard. Listen…


Carnalis

  If you fancy a fright or you just want a bite Read Carnalis It’ll mess wi yer heid, open up and bleed That’s Carnalis Veins will ping ping-a-ling-a-ling, ping-a-ling-a-ling And you’ll sing “Viva Rosa”…



Reckless In America

New album by Supertrump released today featuring a whole host of Trump related tunery and stramash-ups. Get it free, or pay what you want here.


Irn Brury Fire and Fury

I hear that you have changed your famous recipe From eight teaspoons of sugar down to four And now a nation mourns that rotting their teeth Will take them twice as long as before Irn…