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Diet Of No Fibre

(lyrics by @Tucker5Law) Backin’ up, constipated Tweetin’ rage with his scants down Went the distance, now he’s back on his feet Just a man and his compacted bowel When he was young, it happened so…


Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard

With apologies to Robert Wyatt for nicking his album title, Half Bam Half Whisky release a concept album based around the exploits of Scottish Conservative leader, Ruth Davidson and Scottish Labour leader, Richard Leonard. Listen…


Carnalis

  If you fancy a fright or you just want a bite Read Carnalis It’ll mess wi yer heid, open up and bleed That’s Carnalis Veins will ping ping-a-ling-a-ling, ping-a-ling-a-ling And you’ll sing “Viva Rosa”…



Reckless In America

New album by Supertrump released today featuring a whole host of Trump related tunery and stramash-ups. Get it free, or pay what you want here.


Irn Brury Fire and Fury

I hear that you have changed your famous recipe From eight teaspoons of sugar down to four And now a nation mourns that rotting their teeth Will take them twice as long as before Irn…


Twisted Firestarter

  The Sun decides that setting fire to baby boxes is a good idea… Firestarter by The Progeny I’m the Sun editor smokin instigator I’m the fear addicted danger illustrated I’m a firestarter Twisted firestarter…


George Osborne Stance

Home Secretary Sajid David became the latest convert to the lure of the Conservative power stance. See the original video of The George Osborne Stance featuring music by Half Bam Half Whisky here.


The Ross Boys

It’s a long story involving two Scottish Tory MPs who resemble Zippy and George from Rainbow. Basically, one of them went to Iraq and posed on Saddam Hussein’s throne for a laugh and the other…