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  Danny Dyer’s diatribe about Brexit on Good Evening Britain has been named TV moment of the year at the Edinburgh TV Festival Awards. Here it is in a musical stramash-up accompanied by Queen and…

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The Hoover

  R. O . S . S. Some call me barmy Some name me thick It don’t make no difference I make everyone sick They call me the hoover Cos I suck and I grin…



Malcolm Tucker Free!

After an intense Daily Reckless campaign including overnight candlelit vigils outside HMP Twitter, Malcolm Tucker is finally released.  A relieved Tucker had this to say: Please Indulge Evasiveness Regarding Some Manifestations Of Resistive Gibberish And…





Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus

Everybody’s ready for Friday the thirteenth When Donny comes a calling we’ll be armed to the teeth From John O’Groats to Lands End and all points inbetween Protesting and singing songs outrageous and obscene Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus…


Man Spider

R.I.P. Steve Ditko ManSpider, ManSpider, does whatever a man can, Spreads his legs, when he sits Explains why you’re wrong and looks at your tits Look out, here comes the Man Spider Is he wrong…


My Absolut Boy Novichok

  My boy Novichok You make my heart go giddyup You make my insides quiver Fuck my kidneys and liver Whoa oh, my boy Novichok If somebody pegs it It’ll take their minds off Brexit…