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Day Trip To Bannockburn

  Wasn’t it nice, eating chocolate ice as we strolled around the fun-fair. Then we ate eels in the big ferris wheel as we sailed above the ground but then we had to be quick…


No Access To Launderettes

Review of Holy Joy’s  ‘Claudia Dreams’ by David Quantick and Mark E Smith   Deptford’s Midnight Runners In a charging melodic possible stab At the charts A trill miles away from the angular Carter influencing…


Albert Camus

  A proper stramash-up of Albert Camus at the football with The Fall’s ‘Kicker Conspiracy.’   see also: Everyone Knows Someone Who’s Been In The Fall 40 Odd Years Of The Fall – the song


Doing!

  Paul Merton meets The Flowers at the disc aw thee queue. see also: With My Little Schtick Of Post​-​Punk Rock Stairs Going Up To The Bedrooms


Double Cunting

  As a precursor to this week’s Reckless release of the swearathon that is Derek And Clive And David Live, here’s an old article by Andrew O’Hagan backed by ‘That’s What Life Is All About’…


Grifting On A Memory

  No Spa for Captain Tom’s daughter. Featuring Kevin Bridges.  Words – Captain Howdy.  With apologies to the Isley Brothers. see also: Captain Tom’s Daughter Geronimo


Tractor Porn

  I drove my tractor through your haystack last night Fnarr fnarr I made a film of it and it turned out alright But some guy in the house of commons watched it online And…


Finnegans Fall

  Terence McKenna talks about Finnegans Wake,  backed by a live version of The  Fall’s ‘Hurricane Edward’   see also: Cunstuntonoplies Here Comes Everybody


Trump Is A Cunt

It bears repeating… From the left to the right From the back to the front Everybody sing Trump is a cunt They say it’s just swearing That’s not big or clever I say whatever I’m…