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Born Wealthy

Wig boy wall boy Dirty numb torture boy Special relationship She was a Tory boy She was a Thatcher boy Brexit boy Theresa Appeaser boy You had plans girl boy and steel boy You had…



Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus

Everybody’s ready for Friday the thirteenth When Donny comes a calling we’ll be armed to the teeth From John O’Groats to Lands End and all points inbetween Protesting and singing songs outrageous and obscene Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus…


Music Was My Potus

  Trump’s actual words: “I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar…


In The Name Of Jesus!

The panel for Question Time 12th July 2018. The horror. The horror. As a great audience member once said, ‘In the name of Jesus!’ From the album Questionable Times by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen…


Stormy

Tell me I look like your daughter, spank me on the arse With a mag with your face on it, but look out for sharks I won’t play the theme from Jaws If you tighten…


Modern Day Presidential

This little fat man who sold his soul I don’t want to be hacked I don’t think there’s ever been a president That’s done what we’ve done I wanna find a friendly reporter Are you…


Fawlty Tenements

And now for something completely diffident… You can stuff yer roads and telly and SNPs We got Theresa May and John Cleese We’re proud of our nationalism but not yours We love Lizzie, Charlie and…


Zuckerberg

  As Facebook is fined £500 for data breaches in the Cambridge Analytica scandal, we look back at when the senators were mighty confused about what the internet is at the Zuckerberg hearing… You say dahta,…