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Hit The Nazi

As part of the celebration of the upcoming publication of 40 Odd Years Of The Fall, here’s an anti-fascist version of Hit The North:   I’m punching Nazis for Jesus, It’s what he would have…

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40 Odd Years Of The Fall – the book

A new book that explores the vast back catalogue of Manchester post-punk group The Fall is being crowdfunded and published by two fans. ‘40 Odd Years Of The Fall’ is a song-by-song account of the…


Totally Scunnered

  I’m totally scunnered Totally scunnered I’m totally scunnered Totally scunnered Can’t you see? Irn Bru ice cream I drank a jar of coffee And I took some of these And I’m totally scunnered Totally…


King Of The Swingers

As Tommy Sheridan’s Hope Over Fear rally prepares to screen Braveheart at George Square in Glasgow, a reminder of the original tango’d one’s exploits: Well I’m the King of the Swingers, I’m a celebrity I…


You’re So Vain

US President Donald Trump has issued a series of warnings to prepare for Hurricane Florence. He’s so vain, he probably thinks this storm is about him: You walked into the Whitehouse Like you were walking…


Little Willie Rennie

The Liberal Democrats have said they will only back the Scottish government’s budget plans if it rules out a second independence referendum. Zzzz. Here’s Little Wille: North Side, east side Little Willy Willy wobbles round…


Inverkeithing

To mark the astounding occasion of Tories winning a by election in Fife, we pay a visit to Inverkeithing through the prism of Buzzcocks…   In these times of contention it’s not my intention to…


Dalgety Bay

To mark the astounding occasion of Tories winning a by election in Fife, we pay a visit to Dalgety Bay. Get ti Fife and you will see Dalgety Bay is the place to be For…


Socks On Fire

  The racists are raging Burning their shoes They don’t like Nike Nike All this commotion For taking the knee Affecting their psyche Crikey You Your socks are on fire Hand me my scissors I’ll…


Disnaeland

He disnae like papers He disnae like news He disnae like points He disnae like views He disnae like this He disnae like that He disnae like dogs He disnae like cats Welcome to disnae…