Shelf Life – The Album
Here is the latest, and hopefully the last, album from Thick Lizzy. Tracks: Shelf Life I’m A Wrecker I Ain’t A Fan Lizzy In A Jar All Fart And No Shit Hiding Rosy Liz Fun…
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The Decline And Fall Of Liz Truss
As the Roman philosophercur Senecur wrote…I’m going out, so you’d better get the Tory party sorted. With backing vocals by Rishi Sunak and King Charles. from the album Shelf Life by Thick Lizzy …
Rishi Hood
Rishi Hood, Rishi Hood riding through the glen. Rishi Hood, Rishi Hood wanting Number 10. Gives to the bad what he steals from the good. Rishi Hood, Rishi Hood, Rishi Hood. Lizzy Truss Lizzy…
Bring Back Krishnan Guru-Murthy
Bring back Krishnan Guru-Murthy I need him back on my TV He was only speaking the truth Come on Channel 4 News Bring back Krishnan Krishnan Guru-Murthy He never turned his mic off He…
Chant Of The Ever Circling Skeleton Tory Party
And so farewell then, shortest serving prime minister. Lettuce pray… see also: Shelf Life https://www.dailyreckless.com/2022/10/20/total-absolute-abject-chaos/
What A Cunt
Krishnan Guru-Murthy reporting more truths. see also: https://www.dailyreckless.com/2022/10/17/manic-cuntday/ Top Cunts – the song
Killing Minor Members Of The Family
Killing minor members of the family To get out of going on Question Time Oh I don’t mind them dying So I can keep on lying And avoiding any scrutiny Just aunts and cousins…
Suella Braverman
Well I’ve had a bowl of tofu And I’ve read The Guardian I’m gonna call the coalition Whip up some chaos if I can Well she’s the home secretary At war with the wokerati…
Fun House
As an old picture of Jeremy Hunt re-emerges, here’s a summary of this week’s news so far. see also: https://www.dailyreckless.com/2022/10/17/manic-cuntday/ Pretty Much Bollocks
Hiding
Lizzy bang bang Lizzy Lizzy bang bang Lizzy bang bang Lizzy Lizzy bang bang Lizzy bang bang Lizzy Lizzy bang bang Farage in a boozer Boris in a freezer Lizzie in an armoured vehicle…