Darkened Corridors
That saying that there is light at the end of the tunnel means zilch to me I stared as hard as is possible I’ll never be what you’re looking for So I walk along…
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French People
Here’s Bjork listing some creatures that live on our planet. Backed by Randy Newman. see also: Posh People C-People
Tractor Porn
I drove my tractor through your haystack last night Fnarr fnarr I made a film of it and it turned out alright But some guy in the house of commons watched it online And…
Trump Is A Cunt
It bears repeating… From the left to the right From the back to the front Everybody sing Trump is a cunt They say it’s just swearing That’s not big or clever I say whatever I’m…
Destroy Everything, Reeves
Rachel Reeves says things. Ladytron provide backing. That’s politics! see also: Lizard Of Osborne Manic Cuntday
Skipping Like A Dipshit
Tim Walz describing Elon Musk’s killer moves to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. With thanks to M(orgue) Scyther for the inspiration. see also: Totally Weird Musk!
The Sensational Alex Salmond Band
R.I.P. Alex Salmond We have whisky for breakfast Fuck The Zeitgeist That’s how we get through The Daily Reckless Is our bible Pumping Irn Bru We are the Sensational Alex Salmond Band We are…
Their Mummies All Told Them They’re Clever
If you’re Andrew Bridgen and you have to defend Jacob Rees Mogg and your other thick friends You are all of you fighting over one brain cell If there is any justice, then you’ll…
Put A Phone In Your Pocket/Laura
Laura got a tory nut, she bought him for a line Peston had another one, he paid for all the time She put a lie on the internet, she made it all up While…
Totally Scunnered
Above- the front page of the Daily Reckless on September 19 2014 I’m totally scunnered Totally scunnered I’m totally scunnered Totally scunnered Can’t you see? Irn Bru ice cream I drank a jar of…