Dropped On Her Head (Tea Sock)
Perhaps she had a wicked childhood Perhaps she had a miserable youth But somewhere in her wicked, miserable past There must have been a moment of truth But here she is, sitting there, floundering…
Politics
Here We Go Again
Oh, hear this Nicola Sturgeon The last time we met We played a song by Whyte & Mackay Called ‘Just Say Yes’ Now there’s another referendum In 2023 If we have to sing it…
Oliver Dowden And His Fashionable Nostrums
I hear the sound of distant drums It’s Oliver Dowden and his fashionable nostrums Making a speech about freedom Oliver Dowden and his fashionable nostrums Freedom of speech means being free to say what…
Jeremy Corbyn
As Glastonbury fires up again, we remember that time Jeremy Corbyn went there and met Jon Snow. Cue Chicory Tip. Jeremy Corbyn He went to Glastonbury and he met Jon Snow Jeremy Corbyn Fuck…
Mick Lynch
Mick Lynch Mick Lynch of the RMT Mick Lynch He’s killing it on TV Kay Burley, Richard Madeley, Tory ministers Mick Lynch Taking on the the lot and taking no prisoners Ooooh oooh Mick…
The Septum Song
Boris had a nose operation Dominic took charge of the nation What was wrong with big dog’s nose? Fuck knows Septum, septum, show us yer septum Septum, septum, show us yer septum Big dog,…
Nadine Sooking Amphetamines
Hi, I’m Nadine sooking amphetamines Hoping to get a buzz Lost in a brain fog In love with big dog Empty ideas R Us I’m not renowned for being profound But I can say…
Now Is The Time
Now is the time Now is the time Fuck Westminster Now is the time Let’s move on, let’s progress Fuck stagnation, fuck this mess Save the union of the working class Not the union…
Closer
It’s closer than it’s ever been And now it’s even closer And now it’s even closer And now it’s even closer It’s closer than it’s ever been And now it’s even closer And now…
Send Him To America
If you want to rebuild him, send him to America We don’t want him in Scotland, just throw him to the FBI Well, we’ve already got the toxic waste A government that we never…