MUSIC
BATHGATE QUEEN
(Andersson/Ulvaeus/Mackay)
Saturday night - the ratings are low
Time for a new talent show
Send in the freaks
Hitch up your breeks, Simon Cowell
Piers Morgan is really smug
Couldn't you just skelp that mug?
This time a woman blew him away
(Not in that way. Susan's not that kind of lady).
She is the Bathgate Queen
Not that young, nor a sex machine
I bet she bangs a really mean tambourine
Oh yeah
She can stand
She can sing
But she had eyebrows like Alistair Darling
Susan Boyle
Scotland's new royal
Bathgate Queen
Millions of hits on You Tube
More than Janet Jackson's boob
Gordon Brown has seen her
He wants a makeover
He looked like a gargoyle
Now he looks like Susan Boyle
(inspired by this story)
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