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Beyoncé is my Fiancée
(Mackay)

Everyone laughs when I say
Beyoncé is my fiancée
We fell in love at the MTV Europe soirée

But she isn't returning my calls
I'm banging my head off the walls
My new found hobby takes my mind off her and football

Internet information superhighway
Set me free
I started blogging
Now I am dogging
Broader band feed me

Though I still play when I need
I feel it's just sex that I need
Deeper than anything
I see a car and I speed

Now what I feel deep inside
Beyoncé will not be my bride
I finally realised dogging is stronger than pride

(from 666 Great Junction Street, available from The Daily Reckless shop)

 

Previously
My Beautiful Ninja
Her Lips Were Made to Kiss Megaphones
Where I Live
666 Great Junction Street
Joss
Hard Shoulder
Merciless Eyebrows
Sanity is not Statistical
Gie's Yer Jaiket
Middle-Management
I Fought the War (And the War Won)
Dead Cowboy
Carolyn Yes
Chris's House
Hungover and Out
Match Steward
Inscrutable Coupon
The Day We Went To See They Might Be Giants
Michael Cade
Orang Utan
Jesus Hates Me
The Leith Police Dismisseth Us
The Butcher
Zoo Suits

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