"Now, there's a lot of turbulence out there just now. It's here, it's in America, it's in the Far East, it's in Europe. It's everywhere. What we're trying to do here is...stamp down on it and stamp down hard."
Eyebrows shouldn't touch
Well, his don't... that much
He got 50 billion to save the bankers
We know that they're all a bunch of...gangsters
The royal mint has a hole
See you all on the dole
His hair's snowy white
He smells of...desperation
Tescos say every little helps
Not when you're raking their bins with Vanessa Feltz
The future is bleak
The future is beige
Ben Elton's writing the musical with Elaine Page
"Stamp down on it, Stamp down on it, Stamp down on it. Stamp down hard."
Where are the cash cows?
Look at those eyebrows!
His coffers are meagre
He looks like a zebra
He's a badger with cash
He's not really flash
"It's not 'difficult times', Chancellor. It's a crisis!"
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