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SWINE FLU
(Mackay)

I went to Mexico Butlins
Now I'm in Monklands
With swine flu

From the Sierra Madre
To a ward in Airdrie
Swine Flu

Pinky and Perky on the Gorgie Farm are
Now infecting the Dalry Llama

The latest instalment
Panic in Polmont
Swine Flu

We've had the mad cows
And the dead Fife swan
Now it's swine flu

P-p-p-Porky the pig has stopped telling jokes
He says th-th-th-th-th-that's all folks

Every breath you take
Every sneeze you make
F-f-f-Falkirk's sake
Keep away from me


 

 


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Bill Clinton's Havana
Hillary Clinton
I'm Dead
Hammer Time
John Prescott
Hughie Green's My Dad
David Icke & Tina Turner
Pond Life
Arthur Montford's Autograph
Britney's Got Tarrant
Whisky Galore In The Jar
Satan In The Body
Bye Bye Wendy
Mince & Tatties Qualitate
5000 Yobbos
I Can't Afford To Die Anymore
I Wish I Could Write A Serious Song
Egyptian Cream
March Of The Alcoholic Siamese Twins
Anything Ending With A 'Y'
To Be Frank
Perfect! Skint!
Lydia
Alistair Darling
Crash Gordon vs Mandy
Dear Ringo
He's From Barcelona
A Frightfully Posh Halloween
Kerry Katona
B.A.R.A.C.K.O.B.A.M.A.
Glenrothes
The 80s
Forever In Hi-Vis
Charlie Is A Dalek
Thousands Of Racists Are Leaving Town
Float On (Pirate Mix)
Letter To Michael Jackson
No More Woolies
I'm Serious
Terrorist Medley
M.A.D.O.N.N.A.

Only Shoes
King Of The Swingers (BB Edition)
Dedicated Follower of Fascism
Bendy Bus Song
Vatican Broadside (Treasury version)
Crazy Boris
Everybody's Heard About The Words
It's Mustard, Richard. Mustard!
Southerness Is Painless
Boaby
Satellite Blow Up
Noel Yell
Scary Wee Boy
Mary Had A Little Chav
Royal Bank Of Scotland
Bohemian Anchovy
Chief Whip
Gordon Brown (Superhero mix)
Clare Balding-A-Ling
Phineas Freak and the Smooth Perturbations
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