FILLING OUT FORMS
Dear Mr Brown,
I see you are down as a Jedi
Are you really sure?
Also it says your colour is beige
Occupation: extracting urine
And next to Sex it says 'Please'
Hereditary illness: knobbly knees
Dear Mrs Smith,
You're taking the piss
When your address is the garden shed
Also we see your husband of 93
Is strictly speaking clinically dead
Thanks for your hobbies, Mrs Jones:
Earth shattering orgasmic groans
Dear Mr Green,
Your entry's obscene
We'll strike you from our database
You might think it is funny to shit on the form
And say 'analyse this'
But we have 2 CDs
Lost by TNT
(from the album We Mean Something - available from The Daily Reckless shop)
The Top 40