FUNKTIONALITY
(Mackay/Murray)
I wanna upload information
and do it with dash
maybe some animation
so gimme some Flash
(or some such application
you wouldn't drag to your trash)
and I want easy navigation
and a new i-book that isn't gonna crash
What I need is funk funk funk
functionality
Suited to my purse purse purse
personality
Functionality
Personality
Heavy on the funk
Easy on the purse
I've done my surfing for a peek
at some sites that are hot
while launching every week
are plenty more that are not
so now I need a geek
who can tell me what's what
so that the world can seek
my www dot
What I need is funk funk funk
functionality
Suited to my purse purse purse
personality
Functionality
Personality
Heavy on the funk
Easy on the purse
I want tech support in case of disaster
while FTP-ing some web-worthy file
I wanna connection with go faster
stripes and an ISP lifelong free trial
I want top spec soundblaster
I want capacity and style
What I need is my own webmaster
giving me service with a smile
What I need is funk funk funk
functionality
Suited to my purse purse purse
personality
Functionality
Personality
Heavy on the funk
Easy on the purse
(lyrics Copyright © Elspeth Murray, 2002, used by permission- http://www.elspethmurray.com)
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