MUSIC
POND LIFE
(Mackay)
I went to guitar school
I got an 'A'
I went to an anatomy class
I got the elbow
I went on an air conditioning course
I got expelled
I think I might be a master of disguise
But nobody can tell
Education
I don't have the patience
I donated my brain to the clinically insane
I thought I had the joinery exam nailed
But I failed
I studied history
But I fell behind
I studied the sun
Until I went blind
I took a course on drugs
I got an 'e'
I made an ass of myself in Animal Husbandry class
But in the honey making class, I got a 'b'
Education
It's way above my station
I donated my brain to the clinically insane
I tried to get into Open University
But it was shut
Pond life
I'm pond life
I tried to get on a librarian's course
But it was fully booked
I tried to get into apathy class
Well... you know what happened there
(from the album Tartan Special , available from The Daily Reckless shop)
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