Scotland Calling Scotland Calling

A Caledonian celebration.

 


AIRDRIE CAN'T FAIL

Sing, Malky, sing
On the route of the 62 Bus!

We hear them... sayin'
Do you read the Daily Reckless?
How you get to be so legless?
You been drinking special brew for breakfast
Airdrie can't fail, no, nooo

We reply
I know that you think I am crazy
But at least I don't live in Paisley
Where they use Buckfast for gravy
Airdrie can't fail

Okay, I went to Angels nightclub to try and get my hole
Cos what I need I just don’t have, oh no
I got pissed then they chucked me out the door
And they say Airdrie can’t fail - huh!

Woah, first you must write to The Metro
Call yourself Q and let go
All your bile from the get go
Airdrie can't fail, oh no

We reply
Now we get the Daily Reckless
We been seen lookin' cool an' a speckless
Now we drink Irn Bru for breakfast
Airdrie can't fail oh, no, no

I went to Angels nightclub to try and get my hole
Cos what I need I just don’t have, oh no
I got pissed then they chucked me out the door
And they say Airdrie can’t fail - huh!

Okay! okay
So where you wanna go today?
Hey boss man! New Broomfield
You're looking pretty smart
In your diamonds shirt
With your red stripe shorts!

You think you're really free
Cos you come from Gartlea
Or Whinhall
Look out, look out...
Monklands started swine flu!


But...Airdrie can't fail
Oh yeah
Airdrie can’t fail
Yeah, yeah
Airdrie can’t fail
Bring it back, bring it back, bring it back
Yeah, Airdrie can’t fail
Yeah Airdrie can’t fail
Airdrie can’t fail
Yeah-hey-hey-hey-hey
Airdrie can’t fail
Yeah-hey-hey-hey-hey
Airdrie can’t fail
Airdrie can’t fail
Airdrie can’t fail
Airdrie can’t fail
Sippin' on booze!...Only!



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