Scotland Calling Scotland Calling

A Caledonian celebration.

 


BRAND NEW HEART ATTACK

Die!!!
Die!!!

I think I'm having a brand new heart attack
Yes I am!
I think I'm having a brand new heart attack
I said, "Hey, come here, fatty deposits!"
"I ain't never coming back!"

Tunnocks snowballs won't you hear my plea? Yeah
C'mon, sugar, just come on in to me
I said, "Baws to you, blocked artery."
Now!

Mini kievs, won't you hear my plea?
Oh a-c'mon, just feed me
I said, "Balls to you, Jamie Oliver."
And Gordon Ramsay

All-right!

Save me, save me, I'm having a heart attack
I said, "Jesus Christ! I think I'm having a heart attack"
I said, "Balls to you, deep fry me."
I ain't never coming back!
Yeah I ain’t never coming back
I ain’t a-never coming back
I ain’t a-never coming back
I ain’t never coming back


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