Scotland Calling Scotland Calling

A Caledonian celebration.

 


SCOTLAND CALLING

Scotland calling to the faraway lands
We're proud of our country, we're proud of our glands
Scotland calling to the cross dressers
Come out of the cupboard you boys and girls
Scotland calling - now don't look to us
The Bay City Rollers have bitten the dust

Scotland calling - see we know how to swing
Our sporrans around in the highland fling

The icy is coming - I'll have a 99
Meltdown expected
It's drug stabbing time
His engine's still running but I need a beer
Cos Scotland's drowning and I don't need my liver

Scotland calling to the English zone
Forget it, brother, we can go it alone
Scotland calling to the Westminster ghouls
Stuff your expenses - we're not bloody fools
Scotland calling - and I don't want to shout
(Well actually I do, cos I can't fucking sing)
Scotland calling - see we like to get high
We can drink Tennents till the country is dry

The icy is coming - I'll have a 99
His engine's still running
It's only half nine
When I'm in Embra, I need a beer
Cos Scotland's drowning and I don't need my liver

Now get this:
I never felt more like singing the blues
Especially when they put up the price of booze
That's what this song's based on
Now you know
The Clash ripped off Guy Mitchell

Scotland calling
Scotland calling
Scotland calling
The noo, the noo, the noo....


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