MUSIC

ONLY SHOES

Every woman, every man, thinks they're a comedian
Stand up, stand up....
Everybody throws their fists except journalists
Who throw footwear
Footwear

All he wanted was to hit Bush on the nose
His sole weapon of choice was a pair of shiny brogues
All he ever threw...
Only shoes

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Walking To Rehab The Day My Pad Went 9 to 5 Funktionality And Then? Funeral Flesh Accidental Lives Philosophy Alex Salmond Archbishop Desmond Tutu Saviour Breath Big John Smeaton No More Smeaton Campbell's Sauce Noah Fucking Clue Jenny Says Where Seagulls Dare Night, Thriller and Death Wendy Alexander I'm The Manse Sic Transit Gloria Scotiae You Absolute Cunt The Thistle's Characteristics (Part 1) The Barren Tree We Don't Need To Share The Lavvy Let's Eat Greenhouse Girl The Magnificent Folk Song I Ride Bicycles Talk About September 11 The Curry Song Kayak Donald Trump King of the Swingers (Perjury Mix) Do The Loony Dook In Recognition (Sean Connery Mix) Hey Jude Law Jeremy Paxman No Cold Blooded Child Jocko Euro Monarchy Mash Filling Out Forms The New Sound Bill Clinton's Havana Hillary Clinton Do The Necessary I'm Dead Hammer Time John Prescott

Hughie Green's My Dad David Icke & Tina Turner Pond Life Arthur Montford's Autograph Britney's Got Tarrant Whisky Galore In The Jar Satan In The Body Bye Bye Wendy Mince & Tatties Qualitate 5000 Yobbos I Can't Afford To Die Anymore I Wish I Could Write A Serious Song Egyptian Cream March Of The Alcoholic Siamese Twins Anything Ending With A 'Y' To Be Frank Perfect! Skint! Lydia Alistair Darling Crash Gordon vs Mandy Dear Ringo He's From Barcelona A Frightfully Posh Halloween Kerry Katona B.A.R.A.C.K.O.B.A.M.A. Glenrothes The 80s Forever In Hi-Vis Charlie Is A Dalek Thousands Of Racists Are Leaving Town Float On (Pirate Mix) Letter To Michael Jackson No More Woolies I'm Serious Terrorist Medley M.A.D.O.N.N.A.

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