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A Finger Of Shortie

I don't care if you're twenty or forty
Help yourself to a finger of shortie
You could be from Leith or Porty
Just help yourself to a finger of shortie

A finger of shortie is all you need
Any more would just be greed
I've never had more than a finger of shortie
A Cadbury's Twirl would be really naughty
And now I've turned into Bob Dylan you see
He loves his butter and sugar based confectionery
And also David Bowie
His biscuit of choice was Walker's Shortie

Wee Jeanie
Stuck in her bed
Wee Jeanie
Pigged out on shortbread

A finger Of Shortie

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(from the album Tartan Special)

 

Previously
My Beautiful Ninja
Her Lips Were Made to Kiss Megaphones
Where I Live
666 Great Junction Street
Joss
Hard Shoulder
Merciless Eyebrows
Sanity is not Statistical
Gie's Yer Jaiket
Middle-Management
I Fought the War (And the War Won)
Dead Cowboy
Carolyn Yes
Chris's House
Hungover and Out
Match Steward
Inscrutable Coupon
The Day We Went To See They Might Be Giants
Michael Cade
Orang Utan
Jesus Hates Me
The Leith Police Dismisseth Us
The Butcher
Zoo Suits
Beyoncé is my Fiancée
That's George Galloway, Son
Of Mince and Men
(Do the) Leith Walk
Bute House Sycophants
Wetherspoons Nights
The Rainbow Song
The Bar is High
WTFAYBOA

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