I'm on this stage for the last time
I have been here for so long it feels like mine
But now that we are moving down the road to Canon's Gait
There's one thing I have to say before it gets too late
Before it gets too late
Do not drink the Tennents at The Waverley
It's like liquid rust
Or donkey pee
When I have finished drinking at The Waverley
I'll get on the bus
Forget about us
And drink water for free
So goodbye everybody at The Waverley
I first came here two years ago
When it was run by Nelson Wright and Jim Igoe
But ever since that time it has been taken over by
John and Ali, Big Jim, Norman, Scott, David and I
Why oh why oh why?