THE CUCUMBERS ARE INNOCENT

The cucumbers are innocent
The beansprouts have been cleared
The salad in my piece box is looking really weird

Who has got the e-coli?
I'm playing Russian veg roulette
Is it the broccoli?
Or my little green courgette

All this healthy fresh produce
It really is of little use
Are the greens out to get us?
Whither cabbage? Whither lettuce?

Everytime I eat vegetables it makes me think of Germany
Dicing with death and carrots, dare I have a pea?

Chamberlain - Peace in our time?
No, I am misquotin'
I'll eat my piece in my own time
Was is Cos? Verboten!

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