Secret Chair

by Aktapüs

There’s a furniture store
On the south west English shore
And I’m buying a stairlift from Devon
Then I’m going to rest
In my wizard’s hat and vest
And cast spells from the comfort of my lair

Secret chair
Secret chair
It’s made of mohair
Secret chair
It’s really rare
Really rare
Sit down if you dare in my secret chair

And it’s whispered that soon
If we all end this tune
Then the juries will let us down gently
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the viewers will yell out, That’s plenty

Secret chair
It’s actually made of my hair
It’s really rare
Sit down if you dare in my secret chair

Ooh, it makes me itchy,
Ooh, it really makes me itchy.
We should probably fade out
Or no-one’s getting out of here alive
There I go
Cheerio