Strong And Stable
Strong and stable, strong and stable, I’m your mum, I’m your mum. Let me sell your health care, let me sell your health care, don’t live long don’t live long Strong and stable Strong…
April 2017
War Ukulele
with apologies to Tom Robinson Ooh what a pickle we’re in missus A fool in the White House, a fool in north Korea We’re even having to march for science These tiny leaders might…
The Eejit
This is the story… Iggy Pop moves to Scotland where he annoys the neighbours by playing loud music at night. After a disastrous spell playing left back for Cumbernauld Town, he goes on the rampage…
First We Take Lumphinnans
Speed hovercraft like a bird on the wing Over the Forth to Fife We’re coming over to absolve your sins And spice up your dreary life First we take Lumphinnans Then we take Leven We’ve…
With My Little Schtick Of Post-Punk Rock
Every now and then you’ll see in the zeitgeist, the post punk revival come around. I don’t care if I can’t play guitar, my uke is more profund. See me chop like the Gang…
It’s Turned Out Shite Again
George Flambé presents a brand new album of ukulele delights. Available here.
I’ve Never Seen An Advert In The Daily Reckless
(with apologies to John Cooper Clarke) I’ve seen the poison letters of the unionist hacks About the yellow peril and the reds and the blacks And the SNP and its treacherous acts Empire two…
Caledonia Uber Alles
I am Governor Jerry Brown Nicola Sturgeon was in town We slagged off the president… Sturgeon has no demands She won’t shake Trump’s tiny hands But he dictates how this is seen He’ll call…
Stickers On A Statue
D’you ever seem to have one of those days where nationalism’s just not doing it for you anymore? Well you know, I used to have those just about all the time. But I found a…