Man at the back with the navy blue hat
Woman in the middle in pink
Person wearing the grey anorak
What do you creatures think?
Do you agree with the lady on the gangway?
I think we must discuss her pertinent points
Should pop stars have a view if they are called Kanye?
Does the panel think The Carpenters smoked joints?
You there, sir, with bright green hair
What is your opinion?
Capital punishment, do you care?
Death shall have no dominion
And what about those straight bananas?
You there with the dog
Whose that in top hat and pyjamas?
Jacob Rees Mogg
from the album It’s Turned Out Shite Again by George Flambé. Listen here