May 2017


Homer’s Morrissey

I was happy in a haze on Calypso’s isle but heaven knows I’m miserable now I was looking for a sword and then I found a sword and heaven knows I’m miserable now In my…



Bohemian Anchovy

Is this marine life? Is this a manatee? Caught in a net No escape from the deep blue sea From Oban to Skye Look under the Clyde and see Who let the cod out? There’ll…


Necessary Hashtags

Necessary Hashtags Necessary Hashtags WhatsApp Encryption I can’t stand the RAM Inside my Windows What is all this memory? The internet’s a sham Oh I remember News on the BBC Google is for terror The…


Looking After The One Show

I am on the One Show I’m wearing my best shoes My husband Arthur Askey Is on the couch with me too This is now what passes For political insight Jobs for the boys and…