July 2017

Werrity!

Liam Fox shafted. Available on the album ‘Caledonian Mercury Music’


Loans!

Baby look at me I’m on the BBC I’ll throw a couch out the window in a minute I’ve got a fire extinguisher, me And I can set it free In the future I will…


Hannah Bardell

Hannah Bardell SNP Hannah Bardell SNP In the HOP in your Scotland top Hannah Bardell SNP Hannah Bardell SNP Your business attire is on fire Hannah Bardell could it be You’re gonna show every MP…


Cringe

  Inspired by an image by Robert Florence, here’s a trailer for an imaginary album.


Dischord

Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair. Margaret Thatcher’s…


Chilcot

And it’s ah….. Tony Blair and me… from the album Tales From The Locker Room by The Jung Ones featuring Deep Freud Pizza. Listen here


Rangers In The Shite

Rangers in the shite exchanging asssets Wond’ring if Craig Whyte Has shit his pants yet, he needs to hold tight Before he follows through. Something in your Ibrox chairman’s meeting, Something in your smile said…


Tories In Extreme

  feat. Janey Godley Fluffy, when I met you There were peas and quorn Stuck onto your beard I took a fine tooth comb It was soft inside But there was something growing on You…


Nuclear Surrender

Nuclear surrender Protect and survive Nuclear surrender It’s good to be alive A finger on the button Keeps everybody warm Happy when the mushroom Clouds creep in Heralding the dawn You can have your retribution…