September 2017

Biscuit Tinnitus

  Kenny came from East Ayrshire With one overriding desire To see Half Man Half Biscuit play And his dream came true one day He went to see them in Bournemouth But afterwards he felt…


Coment On The Latest Jackie Baillie Pish

Give a man a fishing rod and he can fish Give the Scottish Labour Party one wee wish That their emails were worth seeing Without the subject being Coment on the latest Jackie Baillie pish…


Duckworth Death Chair

Jack Jack Jack Jack Died on his arse and won’t come back Vera Vera Vera Vera She’s not a ghost, Jack’s a dreamer Corrie Corrie Corrie Corrie Come back Blanche we’re really sorry I.T. I.T….


Corbynmania

Wotcha gonna do, brother Wotcha gonna do When Corbymania runs wild on you… from the album Tales From The Locker Room by The Jung Ones. Listen here Please follow and like us:


Solid Gold Easy Redaction (Anas Sarwar edit)

Anas Sarwar never learns Now he’s fucked up his tax returns He thought he’d covered up his tracks and Buggered up his own redaction, baby He posted everything on line And couldn’t take them down…


Fight The Right

You wake up late for work man you don’t wanna go You look at the papers and you think oh no They’re blaming the poor and the immigrants What a shower of shit, what a…


Wobbly Rocket

I got a wobbly rocket and I’m firing from Faslane I got a wobbly rocket and I’m gonna be renewed again I give good warhead, but I’ve got a lousy aim And now the finger…


Dear Ringo

  “Please! After the 20th October, do not send fan mail to any address that you have. Nothing will be signed after the 20th October.” Dear Ringo Won’t you come out to play? Worrabout a…


Tommy Sheppard

Tommy Sheppard SNP He used to give me gigs But now he hangs round that Westminster crowd Kicking the Tories in the dick He used to be in Labour But now they’re dead of course…


Aurora Borealis Through The Looking Glass

They’re lying in the hospital They’re lying in the press They’re lying on their backs screaming yes yes yes They’re lying to protect themselves They’re lying to pretend They’re dying for a break Dying for…