October 2017

Crazy Boris

There’s an arsehole with floppy hair Yes, it’s Boris Johnston – London Mayor He’s a pillock, but those cockernees Think it’s funny they’ve elected him big cheese What a show, there he goes befriending Merseyside,…


Neil Oliver

Neil Oliver, Oliver He’s a historian and plonker I think we can all concur He’s definitely a bit of a tosser Wavy locks and air of superiority Wafting shite and hated by the vast majority…


Nick Robinson

(words by @Tucker5law) And here’s to you, Mr Robinson Kuensberg loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo God bless you please, Mr Robinson Newsnight likes to stay above the fray? hey hey…