November 2017

Nightphubbing

Nightphubbing I’m nightphubbing I’m what’s happening Nightphubbing I’m nightphubbing I’m a text machine I tweet peepee to Meryl Streepy It’s something to see When I’m nightphubbing Golden shower clubbing Oh isn’t it wild? Nightphubbing I’m…


Ruinous Spending

Ruinous spending And lots of lending I want the world to know I hate austerity Ruinous spending It’s never ending It really pisses off the bankers and city I do believe that I could be…


Bull Penis Smoothie

Slow down, you drink too fast You got to make the feeling last Just knocking back the bovine juice Gulping down bull penis smoothie Ba da da da da da bull penis smoothie Hiya Kezia,…


Spider Killer

I can’t seem to face up to the facts I’m arachnophobic and I Can’t relax I can’t sleep ’cause one’s on my bed I got my girlfriend to squash it dead Spider Killer Kez que…


It’s Ma Pairty

Nobody knows where Jim Murphy has gone Jola left the same time Why was he holding her hand When the job became mine It’s my party, and I’ll resign if I want to Resign if…


The Dugdale Sleeps Tonight

Eeeeeeee ooo weeooo A weeea weeeoo A win? No way… In the jungle, the TV jungle The day job’s left behind Oh in the jungle, the meeja jungle The day job’s left behind Dickie Leonard…


Sausage Roll Away The Stone

  Baby, I really need to know If you say Van Gogh or Van Go? D’you say scone or scone? D’you say scone or scone? And if we use our legs We could hurry on…


Crush The Saboteurs

Theresa laughs at the Daily Mail graphs She loves to be one of the girls She lives in the place in the side of our lives Where people love Olly Murs She turns herself ’round…


Priti Fey Cunt

There’s no point in basking On the Golan Heights Or sunbathing while wearing tights Oh fancy bumping into you Benjamin Netanyahu Priti Patel Situation Vacant Priti Patel Situation Vacant Don’t ask us to fund The…


Jimmy Hats

The tourist board sell Jimmy hats A tartan bunnet with ginger hair hanging out Oh, you wanna buy some Jimmy hats I blame Russ Abbot – he fills me with dread Cut off his ears…