November 2017

Nightphubbing

Nightphubbing I’m nightphubbing I’m what’s happening Nightphubbing I’m nightphubbing I’m a text machine I tweet peepee to Meryl Streepy It’s something to see When I’m nightphubbing Golden shower clubbing Oh isn’t it wild? Nightphubbing I’m…


Ruinous Spending

Ruinous spending And lots of lending I want the world to know I hate austerity Ruinous spending It’s never ending It really pisses off the bankers and city I do believe that I could be…


Bull Penis Smoothie

  Slow down, you drink too fast You got to make the feeling last Just knocking back the bovine juice Gulping down bull penis smoothie Ba da da da da da bull penis smoothie Hiya…


Spider Killer

I can’t seem to face up to the facts I’m arachnophobic and I Can’t relax I can’t sleep ’cause one’s on my bed I got my girlfriend to squash it dead Spider Killer Kez que…


The Dugdale Sleeps Tonight

Eeeeeeee ooo weeooo A weeea weeeoo A win? No way… In the jungle, the TV jungle The day job’s left behind Oh in the jungle, the meeja jungle The day job’s left behind Dickie Leonard…


Sausage Roll Away The Stone

  Baby, I really need to know If you say Van Gogh or Van Go? D’you say scone or scone? D’you say scone or scone? And if we use our legs We could hurry on…


It’s A Fine Life

Small pleasures, hidden from the treasury – who would deny Jimmy Carr? Oh His tax avoidance measures are the same as Gary Barlow They’re loaded, they’ve hoarded millions from DVDs They never tire of it,…



Free Fallon

He’s a bad boy, loves his mummy Loves Theresa and Brexit too He’s a bad boy, who’s got no defence now Free falling below his own high standards oooh And it’s a long day lyin’…