December 2017

2017 R.I.P.

  2017 – we know where you’ve been Will next year just be more? More death, more Trump, more May, more guns, more ignorance, more war 2017 RIP More tweets and less fun Throughout the…


A Hard List’s Gonna Leak

  Oh where did you find this list my son? It was on the internet Well read it out – go on Damien Green, first secretary of state, handsy at parties Dan Poulter, impregnated former…




I Wish I Could Be Legless Every Day

When the snowman brings the snow, You will end up all aglow And you’ll be talking ten to the dozen all day But when the dealer goes away You’ll have nothing left to say So…


Quotidian Pangs Of Existential Dread

  Foreboding feelings burrowing away Inside your stomach everyday Stay away from the internet It’s not the end of the world just yet Worse things happen Can’t you see Yes but they’re always happening to…


Guitarzan

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