December 2017

2017 R.I.P.

  2017 – we know where you’ve been Will next year just be more? More death, more Trump, more May, more guns, more ignorance, more war 2017 RIP More tweets and less fun Throughout the…


A Hard List’s Gonna Leak

  Oh where did you find this list my son? It was on the internet Well read it out – go on Damien Green, first secretary of state, handsy at parties Dan Poulter, impregnated former…







Arseholes At Night

  Well, we all have different faces, see? Depending on our places in society We act different with friends and family Than we do when we’re working for the company All of us are Jekyll…


Woman At Work Down Under

Fleeing from a fried-out party On a telly trail, head full of smarties I met Ant and Dec, they made me nervous They fed me kangaroo anus And they said: “Do you want to clean…