January 2018

Theresa May Is A Shitebag

Theresa May Is A Shitebag She won’t debate on TV She might as well have a white flag Get into the sea She will not sign an agreement Telling Trump to fuck off She’s very…


MES RIP

Farewell then, Mark E Smith… Please follow and like us:


Save Our Macaroni Pie

If you’re the kinda person with hollow legs And you cannae get enough pastry from Greggs Then why oh why oh why Have they banished the macaroni pie? Give us it back Give us it…


Crowds

Inauguration, protest march What’s the difference? Here’s a chart I’ve got some figures, do the maths And sprinkle fairy dust Rows and flows of golden showers Snowflakes, papier mache flowers Mash potatos like Trump Towers,…


Dickie

Oh Dickie Leonard won What the hell have you done, hey Dickie, hey Dickie Oh Dickie, all the best Hope you’ve got a bullet-proof vest, hey Dickie, hey Dickie Oh Dickie let’s get rad, don’t…


Davey I Love You

I’m Alex Cole Hamilton I find it so insulting That my pal Davey’s been abused He’s got a beard and glasses The SNP think that is A reason to be really rude If you diss…


Girther

Now there’s a doctor – the best in the land His name is Ronny Jackson He says I have incredible genes It’s true – they make me look real slim I’m in great shape, svelte,…



Hannah Rap

  Hannah Bardell SNP MP has been rapping in the House of Commons. Ooo-er. Please follow and like us:


Toby Young, Oh What A Twat

Toby Young, oh what a twat But he’s got a caustic wit Toby Young, oh what a twat Deleting all his tweets about tits How To Lose Friends – a speciality A pal of Boris…