In this pantomime best seller
Reduced to cinder ella ella
Our ugly systems rage
Buttons centre stage
The Donald and Kim Jong
Just string us along
The villain’s Bono – boo!
He’s behind U2

Two zero one eight
Is it now too late?
Everyone hates change
So let’s just keep it strange

Two zero one eight
Step up to the plate
Take your curtain call
Will the mighty Fall

Your fairy godmother
Is your older lover etc.
I think our final course is
Turning mice to horses

Two zero one eight
Is it now too late?
Everyone hates change
So let’s just keep it strange

The nuclear winter disco tent
Plays Donna Summer, not Thom Yorke…