February 2018

The Sun Says

As The Sun once again disgraces itself, a reminder of the last time the Daily Reckless made an album out of their front page. The Sun Says album available here.


Guns In A Classroom

  You may find yourself wielding a shotgun mop If you find yourself in a school where the jannie’s armed You may find yourself behind a dinner lady with a semi-automatic You may find yourself…


Kannae Find Chickens

  I remember when I was a lad Times were hard and things were bad And we never even had a KFC Just a chippie down the road By the time you brought em back…


Dystopia

  M.A.D.M.A.X K.F.C in distress B.R.E.X.I.T David D says it’s best Dystopia what a mess Dystopia, Dystopia, Dystopia, Dystopia   from the album Slime Of The Times by Half Bam Half Whisky


Holiday In Dalkeith

  A cheap holiday on the B6373 I wanna holiday in Dalkeith I wanna go on a day out to Leith I’m going to Costa Midlothian And cover my parka in sun lotion Now I…


Another Dick In The Cooncil

  The leader of Inverclyde Council He is called Stephen McCabe SNP councillor Chris McEleny Called him a dick the other day Hey! Stephen don’t be a dick alone All in all he’s just another…


The Endarkenment

  Libraries close and the food banks increase And a diet of sugar makes more kids obese They’re shutting down culture with less art degrees If you want to look up, first get down on…


Wicker May

Looking over the cliffs of Dover A giant Theresa May Flicking the Vs at them overseas Keeping Johnny Foreigner away A Wicker May, A Wicker May… Oh God. Oh Jesus Christ… from the album Caledonia…


Gammon In Disguise

I’m a man in my gammon prime You’ll find me in the audience of Question Time I could be wearing a wig like a spy With my hand up as a gammon in disguise With…


Cheddar Man Meets Ketamine Kate

So we’re all black, well fancy that I imagine Britain First are having a heart attack Who Do You Think You Are? Is on TV and tonight you’ll see when Cheddar Man meets Ketamine Kate…