February 2018

Beast From The East

Here comes the beast from the east With ten centimetres at least Those snowflakes will kick up a storm Here’s a radical suggestion Put on your wellies and scarf It’s winter – you having a…


Alcohol Minimum Pricing Bill

The Scottish government passes the Alcohol Minimum Pricing Bill. So here’s the song of the same name from the musical Oliver Pissed. Listen here. Please follow and like us:


The Sun Says

As The Sun once again disgraces itself, a reminder of the last time the Daily Reckless made an album out of their front page. The Sun Says album available here. Please follow and like us:


Guns In A Classroom

You may find yourself wielding a shotgun mop If you find yourself in a school where the jannie’s armed You may find yourself behind a dinner lady with a semi-automatic You may find yourself in…


Kannae Find Chickens

  I remember when I was a lad Times were hard and things were bad And we never even had a KFC Just a chippie down the road By the time you brought em back…


Dystopia

M.A.D.M.A.X K.F.C in distress B.R.E.X.I.T David D says it’s best Dystopia what a mess Dystopia, Dystopia, Dystopia, Dystopia from the album Slime Of The Times by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen here Please follow and…


Holiday In Dalkeith

  A cheap holiday on the B6373 I wanna holiday in Dalkeith I wanna go on a day out to Leith I’m going to Costa Midlothian And cover my parka in sun lotion Now I…


Another Dick In The Cooncil

  The leader of Inverclyde Council He is called Stephen McCabe SNP councillor Chris McEleny Called him a dick the other day Hey! Stephen don’t be a dick alone All in all he’s just another…


The Endarkenment

Libraries close and the food banks increase And a diet of sugar makes more kids obese They’re shutting down culture with less art degrees If you want to look up, first get down on your…


Wicker May

Looking over the cliffs of Dover A giant Theresa May Flicking the Vs at them overseas Keeping Johnny Foreigner away A Wicker May, A Wicker May… Oh God. Oh Jesus Christ… from the album Caledonia…