You Talk Shite, Hen

Desperate for entertainment
So I turn the TV on
There’s a Tory minister
Being telt by Mhairi Black
You talk shite, hen
You talk a lot of shiteThen I turn the twitter on
Someone has an opinion
They talk a lot of shite
They talk a lot about shiteThen I turn the facebook on
Someone’s been on holiday and had a lot of fun
They talk a lot of shite
They talk a lot about shiteThen I turn on instagram
Someone’s taken a picture of a tram
It’s a lot of shite
They talk a lot about shiteYou see them selling carpets
You see them in the shops
You see them on the kids programmes
And they talk a lot of shite

There’s a roly-poly, roly-poly man
He’s got a yak haircut (dick, dick, dick)
They talk a lot of shite
You talk shite, hen
You talk shite, hen
You talk shite, hen

 

with apologies to The Fall

from Soshul Meeja by Tommy Mackay. Listen here

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