Elected

A throwback to an old Scottish Parliament election campaign.

 

I’m your top prime cut of meat in Scotch pies
Ah wannae be elected
I’m disarmingly charming, you can see it in my eyes
Ah wannae be elected
The kids want peace and justice too
Ah wannae be elected
And Tunnocks Tea Cakes and Irn Bru
Ah wannae be elected

Elected….

I wouldn’t lie to you, I’ve always been nice
Ah wannae be elected
And drinking whisky is my only vice
Ah wannae be elected
OK, so I get through 2 litres a day
Ah wanny be elected
But you couldnae do this sober, could you? No way
Ah wannae be elected

Elected….

‘Mon the schemies from the run down estates of Caledonia!

We’re gonna win this one, take the country by storm
Ah wannae be elected
You and me together, young and strong
Ah wannae be elected
We might lack charisma, pizazz and panache
Ah wannae be elected
But we’ve got a fucking parliament and a shit load of cash
Ah wannae be elected

Elected…

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