February 2018

Slave Labour

More revelations of piss poor wages emerge as we sing Hey Ho Tesco.


Katie Hopkins Ketamine

  Forget your skag, forget your ching Try Katie Hopkins ketamine Give up the fags and heroin Try Katie Hopkins ketamine It’ll get you high, it’ll make you sick It’ll make you bigoted and thick…


You Talk Shite, Hen

  Desperate for entertainment So I turn the TV on There’s a Tory minister Being telt by Mhairi Black You talk shite, hen You talk a lot of shite Then I turn the twitter on…