O’Brien’s Eyes
Cardinal Keith O’Brien – dead.
Cardinal Keith O’Brien – dead.
Richard Dawkins performs John Lennon’s Imagine, ably accompanied by Stephen Hawking.
You’d think that people would have had enough of silly nob gags I look around me and I see it isn’t so Some people want to fill the world with silly nob gags And…
Keir Hardie He founded the Labour Party But they can’t spell Hardie now It’s embarassing It’s not a hard one H.A.R.D.I.E Not Laurel and Hardy We’re the kings of the gaffe Don’t you draw…
There is a new MP and her name’s Mhairi Black She’s gone to Westmonster now there’s no turning back Paisley and South Renfrewshire are so proud of her Because she got rid of Douglas…
I don’t care if you’re twenty or forty Help yourself to a finger of shortie You could be from Leith or Porty Just help yourself to a finger of shortie A finger of shortie…
They’ve got flegs, they know how to use them The absolute dregs of this blessed union They’re wavin’ flegs like pathetic children Who can trust a media that interbreeds like eejits Bless the meeja,…
Compilation album of totally topical tunes by Half Bam Half Whisky from the Daily Reckless. Featuring some of the slimiest creatures currently stalking the earth. Listen here